Tavern name Location Owner/Barkeep
Hollowback's At the edge of a thick forest where the trees grow more and more enormous the deeper you go. Will-o'-the-wisps denote the tavern's location—but as you descend into the forest, they make it easier to get lost. An ancient huldra who prefers the form of a wizened old woman. She is also the tavern's namesake.
The Forge Underground, in a dwarven city. The Forge serves brick-oven pizza and sandwiches. They are best known for their cooks who hammer pizza dough and sandwiches flat before placing them in ovens to cook. Two vaguely hipstery dwarves: one with a full beard but no hair anywhere else, and one with no beard but fabulous hair everywhere else.
The Pitcher Plant Deep in a wet jungle, among unidentifiable ruins covered in moss. Its surroundings are so inhospitable and difficult to navigate, it doesn't even seem like it should exist. It primarily serves insects. A honeypot ant whose abdomen functions as a tankard of sweet ale.
The Saltlick On the coast, where the veldt meets the sea. In a realm torn apart by the conflicts between beasts, it is one of the few neutral zones left. Frequented by herbivores who need a break. A lioness with a mane that she keeps cropped short.
Walk the Wok A bustling city, just outside Chinatown. A white man in his fifties who thought the pun was funny and decided to blow his retirement savings on it.
The Naked Faun A fantasy-themed section of a theme park. More of a kiosk, but has a seating area just outside. Serves appropriately-themed fare, like turkey legs, "elven bread," and small pastries. A theme park employee who hates her job.
The Cat-n'-Fiddle An adorably rustic little town populated by talking animals who have apparently never known a day's strife. An honest, hardworking black cat with white paws, nose, and chest.
The Snakepit The shitty part of town. A goth club with cheap entry and even cheaper drinks. One of the youth's few sources of entertainment in this area of the city. A man who has never been seen and only goes by "Mister E."
The Crow's Nest On the coast. Serves sailors. An old lady who lost her love to the navy when she was but a girl. She has not married or courted since. She has picked up the crass language and mannerisms of her clientele. Very friendly, but an abominable suck-up to navy officers.
The Kelpie's Bridle A tiny town shrouded in mist, built not far from swampland that everyone who goes there will warn you to never approach. An impossibly old man who tells excellent scary stories. At the bar, clients gather around a small oil lamp to hear him speak.
The Sword & Stallion The edge of a kingdom, not far from a guard outpost. Serves knights and others on the king's payroll. A retired knight with a hearty laugh and a missing arm.

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